Monday, August 15, 2005

Ancient Chinese Secret

Justin loves me. I know this because he wags his tail like a hyper puppy dog when I tell him it's spaghetti night. Or, he could just be using me for my spaghetti sauce. I'm sure he loves me though. I'm not just a friend with benefits.

I was thinking of my housewifely-ness today. Being a housewife is creative work that requires a myriad of high tech tools. (Snicker) I'm nominating, as August's "Bestest Housewifely Doodad", The Little Green Clean Machine.


Whatever did I do without you, my little green friend? You cost me 70 dollars, yet you are worth a million! You tackle cat barf on my carpet with ease! Thank you Little Green Clean Machine. I like you, I really like you.

Pause...

Obviously, buying a minivan has clouded my thought processes and ruined my proclamation in my first post about NOT talking about cleaners. Sigh. I like the new van though! It's swell. 2005 Ford Freestar. I can't wait to use the Little Green Clean Machine on the lovely upholstery inside.


And Jill, dearest sister, don't you dare bring home anything in a baggy on Wednesday. That's just nasty.

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