Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Dirty joke? A little girl played in the mud!

HEY YOU JENNIFER CONNELLY SEARCHERS!  I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN UNDERBOOB BUT STICK AROUND TO READ MY BLOG A LITTLE WHILE.  I'M FLATCHESTED, BUT I'M FUNNY!  OR CARRY ON...ONE HANDED...SIGH.
(Added Jan 14, 2011)

I've committed a social faux pas. Actually, Justin and I both commit these social faux pas-esses.

Justin wants to see movies in the theater. I want to see movies in the theater. We don't see movies together at the theater. We don't often have a babysitter so we take turns! Going alone to a movie theater when you are immersed in married couplehood is apparently a sin. I have the convenience of a permanent date and I don't take advantage of this? Silly woman!

I LIKE doing some things on my own. I don't have to share my movie nachos and raisinettes! I am not pressured to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn container for peewee type thrills! Uhhh...

Today I paid my six dollars to see Dark Water. This movie was slow as mud which makes the title all the more appropriate. The foreshadowing was so obvious that nothing was a surprise. Spoiler alert if you haven't already seen this, but Jennifer Connely croaks at the end and I was happy about it.



Oh Jennifer Connelly, you maze tramping tart! Why do you arouse my husband so? Alright, dumb question. She's really intelligent and stuff.

It's a good thing I went to the movie alone or Justin would have seen Jennifer Connelly get wet. Faux pas THAT.

5 comments:

  1. THanks for stopping by... thought I'd return the favor... cause I'm cool like dat!

    Im' not hearing a lot of support of Dark Waters... you convinced me. The film will not win my six dollars. I'lll go se Charlie and the Chocolate Factory instead... cause I've heard wonderful things about that flick!

    Side note - connelly doesn't "do it" for my husband. Overly sexy actresses don;t appeal to him nearly as much as actress who are talented who HAPPEN to be sexy. Or pro-sports chicks who HAPPEN to be sexy. Or brainy geeky chicks who HAPPEN to be sexy... well, I'm sure you get the idea.

    Good thing I'm talented, sporty, and smart, huh?? LOL - that even made me laugh! I'm a lucky girl... and Anna Kournikova can never steal him fom me... try as she might!

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  2. Hah!

    Bendover Nevada. Funny.
    I live in Hooterville. I guess we both really like our towns.

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  3. Ohhh, you must work for the movies cause you just sold me on buying a couple tickets--lol.

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  4. I actually think Jen is the bomb. She is so so hot and so talented and so smart and marred such a great actor so... I'm going to kill him and have her soon.

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  5. Hello Facebook feeders? Welcome to my brain fog.

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