Monday, August 22, 2005

Pam Anderson's got nothin' on me.

Ebay wasn't nice to me the last Halloween season. They pulled my big seller off for being a "mature" item. I'd argue that this item was definitely immature in a lot of ways. You can decide for yourself. Yes, I'm the model.

It didn't help my ebay appropriateness cause that my first auction for big stuffed pillow fake boobies got 80,000 hits and was featured on a morning FM radio show in Armpit, Arkansas. You would think I could have sold the set for as much as the Jesus grilled cheese! Does spiritual epiphany and polyester breasts go together? Maybe not. Maybe the breasts have to be all natural fibers.

I'm debating with myself whether I should list these on Ebay again and risk them being pulled. I could list them in the adult section but then I couldn't take instant Paypal payments. Besides, who goes to the adult section of Ebay to buy big fake polyester boobs? I'd have to list these with pirated sissy boy porn DVDs to get them to sell!

Justin just looked over my shoulder at the screen. He hates it when I share things that are so personal with the internet (re)public. I'm not going to stop you from right clicking these photos and using them in any way you choose. Personally I'd like to see you frame them nicely and display them over your TV sets. I know you'll do me and the polyester boobies proud.


  1. Thats crazy! There is no reason ebay should have pulled those fake looking things off the site!

    If I were you, I would go ahead and relist them.


    Nj from NJ

  2. I cannot believe there is only one comment on this post....that's so fucking funny...ebay what do they know about humor? chumps!

  3. These are unbelievable! I can't believe they won't let you sell them!

  4. Lots of people browse the adult stuff on ebay. List them there.


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