Monday, August 08, 2005

Smile, You're on Candid Camera?

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(edited March 13, 2010, now onto the Aug. 8, 2005 post.)



I read my husband's blog daily. It's my wifely duty. See link.

Today Justin relays a dream he had in the JAG tv show setting. He says he's broken up about the show ending. This isn't the case. He says it is but it's not, ok? The truth is that he looks almost exactly like Patrick Labyorteaux, JAG's comedy relief lawyer Bud. I'd be broken up if my doppelganger was out of work too. This is the reason I do not watch JAG. Two Justins arouse me to levels so high that I literally pass out exhausted with the remote in my hands.

Let's compare




I tell you, it's uncanny! I know, these photos don't do justice to the comparison. Trust me though. Yes, Justin could pluck his eyebrows some. If he did I expect his soul would go with them.

Then again, Justin could be upset that JAG is ending because of this...


Oh Catherine Bell, you military tart! Why do you attract my husband so? Sorry, dumb question. She's got a lovely smile, don't you think?

Excuse me...I have to go pry the remote out of Justin's hands. He's passed out on the couch again.

1 comment:

  1. Never in my life did I EVER meet a Marine Corps Officer or Enlisted that EVER looked so good. Shame too. I've passed out at my computer........

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