Thursday, October 27, 2005

I Want Candy

I was just sharing some of my history with my husband and I thought I'd spread the love and share it with you too.

The boyfriend I had before Justin was an interesting sort. My parents didn't like him. It had something to do with me being 17 and him being fresh out of the Navy and 22. This particular young man gave me a line. This line was unsuccessful.

"Let's paint the head red and pretend it's a lollipop."

Justin, the witty man I married, has this to say about that pathetic line...

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? One...two...three....CRUNCH! Three."



  1. really enjoyed you day..keep it up miss!

  2. Oh, how witty your hubbs is!!

  3. ouch? I'd never go with a "penis line" it makes one look like a dick.

    btw...the silly string was a good addition for the "sold out" costume.

  4. That's just SAD.

    Not Justin, the ex-BF.

    Sad ....

  5. i don't quite know what to say to this post... except thank god you found justin.

  6. Sounds like he played dress up with his junk.


  7. Wow, that guy's got something...he must be well into a huge line of women he's lulled into bed with that one.

  8. Don't discount the fun a tootsie pop (or blow pop etc) can add to the sack...god my husband was fun in high school!

  9. Super funny...

    Justin definitely sounds 3 pops ahead...


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