Sunday, November 06, 2005

Happy Birthday to Me

Today I'm 31. I'm in my thirties...gawd help us all.

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  1. This requires something momentous. I could phone you but I'm exhausted and soon going back to painting so....
    Ok, I'll take off my clothing, and dance in my panties...just for YOU!

    Happy Birthday, Count Beckula! 31 means....you're now on the slippery slope towards OLD AGE. Sorry, but that's just how it is. Up til then, you can pretend you're just a young 'un, but now, all pretense is gone and you're just damned old (how many people am I offending? I'm sorry, I really only mean to offend her). I recommend that you get some sort of long range device for controlling your children, as you'll no longer be able to catch them.

    Seriously, hope your husband has paid you a LOT of attention and that you get laid in the most vile way imaginable. Enjoy! Best wishes,

    Bo and ... the better half

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  2. Happy Birthday!

    My life bagan at 30, so I feel that congratulations are in order decrepit or not.

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  3. You really have to believe that everything I say is said 'tongue-in-cheek'....

    My life began later than 30: 38! And by gawd, the sex is better at 43 than it was at 30! I'm just bustin on her because ... well, I figure she needs it!

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  4. wow! happy birthday! i'll be 22 in seven months. i'm actually much, much older than 22, but 22 was a fine year. much like a fine wine. so... i've chosen to celebrate my 22nd year for the rest of my life.

    here's hoping that you're 31st is as good as my 22nd... any of 'em!

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  5. Happy Birthday! In your thirties? I agree with BO, life if just begining and the sex at 40 ROCKS! I swear, I'm about to kill my husband, but he will die smiling.

    Have a fabulous day!

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  6. Happy Birthday To You!!!

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  7. Better in the 40's, sweet Kallamazoo! I was feeling smug about the awsome bunny romps i've been agettin' in my 30's and you say it gets BETTER!?!

    bring on the birthdays baby!

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  8. Happy Happy Birthday, Becky dear, happy days will come to you all year! If I had one wish then it would be---a happy happy case of beer between you and me!!!!!!!

    Hope it was a good day!

    (p.s. I'm dying to buy one of your costumes, but I'm too embarassed by my current measurements to attempt such a thing. Good thing I now have another ten or eleven months to work on STOPPING THE GLUTTONY before I would have to share those details with my seamstress...)

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  9. Happy birthday - young men everywhere are declaring your MILFness.

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  10. I feel like such a jackass!

    Happy Birthday Becky!
    *sorry i'm late*

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