Monday, December 12, 2005

Clean...Period.

My house is a disaster. It's messy in a disastrous sort of way. It's dastardly how disastrous my house is.

I. Must. Clean.

You. Must. Come. Help. Me.

You refuse! Why???

8 comments:

  1. I'd help but I need to work tonight. Sorry.

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  2. it is too far to drive... aaaand my house is probably in a worse state. So instead of cleaning I'm checking up on yer blog?

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  3. What does it say about the degree of patheticness of my social life that I actually WANT to drive two hours to clean someone else's house? I mean, really, what does it say?? ...can it just mean that I'm a nice gal? Crap, didn't think so.

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  4. I'll help you if you help me. I had my dining table all cleared off and my husband came back from being gone a week and my dining table is now chaos central.

    Was out all day today, but plan to tackle it today and if not then definately tomorrow.

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  5. You need to hire a cleaning lady. That's my absolute favorite best-spent frivolous expense, having someone come clean up after me every week.

    Would you clean up more if you were always wearing the French maid costume in your profile photo?

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  6. I'm washing my hair and giving myself a manicure. Sorry!

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  7. At least you don't have dead mice to clean up everyday. This must stop in my house.

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  8. I tried to comment on your blog last night but the cat puked on the carpet, I stepped on a lego piece trying to locate the cleanser and dumped an entire container of LightBright pegs all over the kitchen floor. By the end of that I was EXHAUSTED. Hang in there. It's Christmas! You aren't allowed a tidy house at Christmas!

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