Tuesday, December 20, 2005

A Little Air Up There

I'm trying really hard to blog...really I am!

But nothing comes to me.

I don't even have a decent fart story I can think of. Perhaps I should go about today trying to make a fart story happen so I can tell it to you later. This might require going out in public. You may thank me now for the sacrifices I'm prepared to make for my dear readers and other hangers on.

Four out of the five members of my family have had their turn with the two day horkin' germ. I'm the last hold out. I wonder if I'll come down with it or not? There has been a days rest in between each horkin' family member. If I do my math correctly today would be my rest day and tomorrow I should be horkin'. As long as I get over it by Saturday I'm good.

Gar...my brain is like sludge! I know I have more to say! I'm menstrual again. I need a cookie.

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  1. Wait. You have a husband, three boys and NO fart stories? What is this world coming to!?!?

    Hope you don't get the germ.

  2. bloggers block is the worst! that's when you realize that you are really a pretty boring person. you'll also discover this when you try to make a list about yourself and realize that there's not really anything fascinating about your life.

  3. Blogger's block is running rampant these days. I have been afflicted myself lately. See? I can't even come up with an entertaining comment. My well has run dry.

  4. Trying to create a fart story...dangerous at best. Would surely morph into a great crap story though...go for it, sister.

  5. Kathie....that's just nasty.

    but go for it anyway Becky!

  6. I had the worst bloggers block yesterday. In fact, I'm in a bit of a slump. Pulled out for a few minutes this morning, thanks to a Great Story taking place yesterday. I think it's the season... all the gray, and the stress, and the traffic, and the Christmas songs on the radio. Just messes with one's creativity.


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