Monday, March 20, 2006

Blogged enough for a man, written by a woman.

My dear friend Clarabelle tells me, "Becky, write something new!" to which I replied, "Oh dearest Clarabelle, dearest silly Clarabelle, I've tried writing something new all day and I've failed miserably!"

And that's the truth...I've tried! I've tried so hard I've had to eat some bran flakes to get things a movin' and a shakin'! I ate some Fritos too....and some refried beans. I havent resorted to a blogger brand enema yet.

What's to write about when we are in the time of the year that reminds one of unwashed armpit? It's overcast out there, and wet, and drippy, and beastly. Sigh...

Isn't Google image search awesome? That's not even the worst of the photos I found! You can thank the powers that be that I did not include the photo of the blistery pustule armpit rash.

I'm so ready for spring! My neighbor's daffodils are coming up. My roses are perking! My day lilies are sprouting!

Sprouting? Please please don't shave the daisies.

7 comments:

  1. You are hysterical. LOL!!!

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  2. I don't know why...but what disturbs me the most is how close her tongue is to the armpit hair. It just makes me positively queasy!

    I suddenly feel the need to shave my back.

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  3. arm pits can be sexy but like most things if they are clean and shaved...wet and drippy is more than an atmospheric condition.

    sidenote: anon=tard everyone knows that.

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  4. Shavin' the daisies....that what you call it??

    I too, am in love with Google's Image search.

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  5. You always come up with a new subject. Reading your blog is a treat as I never know what I'll find!

    I just got back to Mt. Vernon, WA yesterday from my Snowbird trip and while it was nice weather here, it wasn't what I've gotten used to in southern Arizona. But the daffodils are in bloom and the tulips are getting close. It shouldn't be too much longer and I doubt you are very far behind.

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  6. Okay, so, you don't really have any idea who I am, but I just read through the last few entries of your blog and I felt obliged to tell you that it is the most amusing thing I've read in quite a while.

    That is all. :)

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