Tuesday, April 04, 2006

MMM ohhhhh yessss ohhhhhh mmmmmm yes yes YES YES! PLINKO!


HELLO HUGE BOOBED HOUSEWIFE SEARCHERS!

Unfortunately I am not the housewife you saw on that one tabloid news program. I cannot get pregnant anymore and despite the boob ad on the sidebar and
this photo HERE, most would consider me flatchested. I apologize for my physicality right up front.

However, I'll take web traffic where I can get it.

Stick around for a while. I can be titilating! For example, you may want to read the story of
how I lost my virginity. This story, I swear, is my ticket to fame and did not require silicone or custom made brassieres. Enjoy.

Now, onto the regular post.


Update inserted Nov 22, 2008


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Bob Barker is a sexy manbeast.



I know we'd get along grandly. We are both spayed or neutered.

Bob, come on down...

6 comments:

  1. Hmm, are you going on the show or something like that?

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  2. is Bob the party animal he once was? I wonder. he looks more like a TV preacher here.

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  3. I loved him in Happy Gilmore. The price is wrong, bitch! Hilarious.

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  4. Oh dear gawd. You need to get out of Lanford, Rosie......

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  5. He's looking a little like the Heat Miser these days.

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