Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Holy Schmoly Guacamole

Behold, for I have given birth to a child progidy!

My almost eleven month old baby boy has shown such an aptitude for the visual arts. He's got an amazing mastery of color. His use of light and texture are inspired. His compositions are so emotionally charged, yet so balanced!

It won't be long until you'll hear my son's name compared with the greats! Degas couldn't portray grace as well. Matisse doesn't have near the palette. Picasso's new is now old hack!

His medium is universally understood. Everyone can relate my son's message...


Yes....I just changed his diaper.

5 comments:

  1. Oh that's such a load of crap. (snort) Let us know what he comes up with after you let him finger paint with it!

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  2. Are you going to try selling it on eBay? People seem to buy some things you would think would never sell, so maybe.....

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  3. so he is old enough to eat baby food??? boy doesn't that change the hue and odor of his ART?

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  4. eating avocado results in a very pretty green, I'm told.

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  5. lol...he eatin' crayons Becky?? ;)

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