Thursday, May 25, 2006

Say, where did I put my broom?

Woo! I'm Cranky! (Yes, with a capital C.)

Though my crankiness really has nothing to do with Arafat. I suppose Arafat makes some people cranky. As much as I'd like to blame him he only gets a spot here because that photo says it all.

I really don't know why I'm cranky. Not knowing makes me more cranky.

I know what to blame for crankiness...

I'll point the finger at the Care Bears! (Guess which finger?)

It's their fault!

Stinking heart shaped noses. Pastel coloring is making me cranky too.


  1. Care Bears are evil incarnate.

  2. You made it sound like you were looking for the broom to go for a ride, not to sweep with. I think we all have days like that now & then. Care Bears are almost too cute.

  3. Arafat used to make me livid. So cranky is not too bad by comparison.

    Today, I hope your day is happy and joyful.

  4. Fuck those stupid bears, Becky! (not literally, of course, that would be creepy).

    Your Spring fairy turned out so incredibly beautiful. I love it so much. I want to sneak into your house and steal it from under your pillow...what? I'll leave you a QUARTER. Sheesh. But seriously, I will work hard to engineer a circumstance in which I might need to wear it. Rentals, you say? Hmm...

  5. Looking for your broom, like I always say, if it was up your ass you would know it!

  6. Either it's a really little broom or I have a really big ass?


  7. Well, don't get me started on the size of your ass! When are you coming here, I need some time away to go shopping!!!!!

  8. Damn. they make me cracky too!


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