Thursday, June 29, 2006

Bootylicious

I am officially filing an objection with Yahoo today.

I've been insulted!

I do not have the market cornered in respect to being a housewife
with a large butt
!

There are websites that are definitely NSFW that feature bottoms of all sizes. Why didn't one of THOSE come FIRST???



This search term has me even more offended than the stick out like a sore thumb search term used to find my blog yesterday. No, you will not find "hot ladies pooping on toilet" around here. I apologize profusely.

I'm quite lukewarm during that activity.

6 comments:

  1. Becky, my love, I do feel your pain, the anguish is all too much to bear. You are more than just a housewife with a rather large bubbly butt. You are so much more than a bubbly butt, however, I do not think that complaining to Yahoo will solve your problem because Yahoo markets to men who enjoy housewives with rather large bubbly butts. You are fulfilling a need out here in cyber land. Embrace your butt in all its large bubbly goodness and remember to ask not what your butt do for you, ask what your butt can do for your country.

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  2. Don't you just love computers and the Internet! The way the search was entered it looked for all those words on one page. Your blog had more hits for those words on one page than any other, apparently. The fault is with whoever entered the search term in the first place. If they really wanted to find a housewife with a big butt, they should have put all the words in quotes. Then Yahoo would not have hit on you since you had them spread out. But, (one "T") remember that you were alluding to your larger size while pregnant, so it sort of did fit but just at that time. Besides we all know you look good now.

    Ha, my word verification "word" is hohtia. Hohtia kind of fits.

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  3. I'd be interested in how you find these things out. Do you just sit there and google indiscriminately?

    But my first reaction is: hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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  4. Hey Becky,
    I LOVE the new layout of your site! Been gone a while but glad to be back. I think you've mentioned your big butt before. I've yet to see evidence of it...don't even try to tell me the photo of you in the costume the right features a big ass.

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