Monday, July 31, 2006

99.4% Pure


Right at this very moment I'm conversing, via a popular instant messaging program, with a man that assumes that if he sweet talks me enough that I might type dirty words in his general direction. It's the risk you run when you make yourself visible on social type web forums. He really likes my profile picture.

It's cute in it's own way I guess. Little does he know that a housewife's version of dirty words come down to:

Mold
Mildew
Scum
Slime
Dirt
Dust
Grease
Grime

and, the coop dee gracey...

RING AROUND THE COLLAR!

Oh Yeah! Bring me a cigarette because I'm done!

Was it good for you?

8 comments:

  1. How the hell long was that roller coaster???

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  2. We spent the day Thursday at Lagoon, then we spent the night in SLC at a Best Western (such a fabulous motel), then we went school shopping all day Friday.

    Then none of us felt good Saturday or Sunday. I won't give any details except that stock in Charmin should be going up.

    The roller coasties were lovely.

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  3. What? does you naughty vocab not extend into...

    puke
    poo skrids
    and potty training oopsie?

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  4. It is too bad that some people have to misuse the Internet. I will agree that this photo of you is really cute and that is a fabulous outfit you make but it really seems like an extreme jump to go from there to expecting you to talk dirty to him. You handled it very well with your appropriately dirty talk!

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  5. Oh, Dick! Define "misuse the internet"!

    I like to look at ... bad things. Does that qualify? I hope not!

    Bo

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  6. Quit looking at bad things! You'll get hairy eyeballs!

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  7. LOL, when is J going back to work? You should get him busy scrubbing all that mold and mildrew. That undoubtly would get you excited beyond believe.

    Erf

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  8. That would make blinking very difficult.

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