Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Beans Beans the Musical Fruit

Because my brain is all fuzzy and because I don't really want to regal you with stories about why my neighbor's children are annoying little eejits, I think I will thrill you with the next installation "Becky's Bowhunks"

(Damned neighbor children.)

You didn't think I could top my last bowhunk, the ever so eroticalicious Jon Lovitz, did you? Prepare to be topped...or bottomed...uh.

I have a thing for....

Rowan Atkinson

Yes. That's Mr. Bean.

How could you not find this man sexy when he starts with this face...

..And turns it into this testosterone filled, groin melting sneer? Oh yes Rowan, I'm warm for Black Adder 1, 2, 3, 4 and all the Christmas specials too.

This is the photo that got to me in my google image search. It has me all a tingle. You see, beards are sexy. Rowan Atkinson with a beard is downright orgasmic. Throw in that intense look in his eyes and my bits begin screeching "God Bless the Queen!"

Oh Rowan Atkinson, you "Bob" over pronouncing bowhunk! Why am I so inexplicably drawn? Oh that's right, it's because you were the only reason I was able to sit through that Scooby Doo movie without gouging out my own eyeballs.



  1. Good thing I know what your husband looks like or I'd seriously doubt your taste in men.

  2. Its the insults they throw - and you heard the rumuors of another series?!?

  3. At first I thought you were sick, completely deranged. But I daresay you made your case with the latter pictures.

    All right, who else have you got for us?

  4. When are you going to pick Peewee Herman? I really like Justin's selections better! But I'll have to admit yours are fun in a strange way.

  5. La! I'm on the Black Adder bandwagon, and HOW!

  6. Becky darling, Mr. Bean is evil! Can't you find someone normal?

  7. You are so right. Rowan is incredibly sexy and cute and I too have a thing for him! He's one of God's greatest creations. So unique.

    What really drives me wild is how private he is. What's he hiding? I don't think it's anything bad. It's probably something wonderful.


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