Monday, July 24, 2006

Vaseline on my teeth.

I spent a very short time last night immersed in the girlhood fantasy of the beauty pageant. Miss Universe was broadcast last night.

Miss Puerto Rico won...as well she should. Her dress, which I absolutely loved, made her a bit warm and then she went woozy on stage. That sort of behavior qualifies you for more than the Miss Congeniality prize. I actually don't know why she won because Justin came to my senses and we turned the channel. All I know is that she is the one I picked as my favorite and now I feel narcissistically triumphant.

I also know that the young lady in question is going to have a difficult time removing the tape residue from her breasts. I'm not saying this to be belittling. If I had her breasts I'd tape them up to my neck too. Baby oil is good for tape residue.

(Perverts, I know what you are thinking!)

6 comments:

  1. I saw a bit of the show too, about 30 seconds as I was flipping the channels. Funny thing is though, the part I did see showed Miss. Puerto Rico and that dress. I was wondering how it was kept on. Thankgoodness, guys dont have to use tape to keep anything up,,,,ouch

    Erf

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  2. I wonder....if you win that contest...is everything after that a kind of less-than moment?

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  3. While the Miss Universe pageant was on, I was busy finding out my husband likes a bit of fuzzy armpit hair under there.

    He never admitted it. All these years, he never admitted it. Sick bastard!

    I wonder if Miss Puerto Rico has 1/8" stubble? That's about the length he likes.

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  4. I don't watch much TV other than the news now & then, so missed this one.

    I would think the pervert crew would be more into something like whipping cream than baby oil.

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  5. Okay fine..though I really felt Ms. Canada had it going on...mind you she didn't faint.

    do you think double sided tape would keep my boobs out of my arm pits?

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  6. boy, this blog is so not 360. it so sucks because it's not on 360 :(

    poet

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