Friday, July 14, 2006

What I'd do for a shiny nickel

Meme-ology

(...which I stole from Blogarita and she got it from someone else.)

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?

Bleu Cheese
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Burger King
What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
That depends entirely on what I'm in the mood for.
What size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
15 to 20% or more. A good waiter needs moolah.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
Lo mein. I'm not a huge fan of chinese food.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni, sausage and mushrooms
What do you like to put on your toast?
Country Crock margarine
What is your favorite type of gum?
Cinnamon flavored Trident

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone?

I have no idea. All I know is that Bored Housewife's number is programmed in as "bored ho".
Number of contacts in your email address book?
No clue on this one either
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Currently it's a photo Justin took before we met. It's a trick with light.
What is your screensaver on your computer?
The fish tanky one that came with XP
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
Why yes, there are...but none of them are of me.
How many land line phones do you have in your house?
We used to have two but now we have DSL and now we only have one.
How many televisions are in your house?
Four. Only one is hooked to cable. The one in the bedroom is only for watching DVDs. There is one in my son's room that's only for watching videos. My old black and white 13" that tuned channels like a radio is up in my attic.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
We received an electric egg poacher for a wedding present thirteen years ago. I've never used it. Wait, I gave that away.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
Alternative or talk radio.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?
I only use the kind that are powered by gasoline.

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?

I get compliments on my legs and my hair. I like my hands and my neck.
Are you right handed or left handed?
Right
Do you like your smile?
Yes
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
I don't think so.
Would you like to?
Time to get the pokey mole I've had on my neck since birth removed.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
Yes. It makes things go much more smoothly. There is good reading to be had on the back of shampoo bottles.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Smell
When was the last time you had a cavity?
I've never had a cavity.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
My ego.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

Good lord no.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't. I like my name.
How do you express your artistic side?
I draw, paint, sew, play with clay, play with food...what don't I do?
What color do you think you look best in?
Blue
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
For a long while...biotch.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes...but that's private.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
Um...gross.
How often do you go to church?
About as often as I have my prostate checked.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Not that I'm aware of.
Has someone ever saved yours?
No.

DARE-OLOGY
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yup. Hell, I'd skip down the street naked.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Sure...unless there was halitosis involved. Oh screw it...kiss me stankmouth.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Um, no.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
I'd blog on the sly.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Sure...can I skip during this too?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Nope.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No...I probably couldn't. There are some I may be able to off for free though, under the right circumstances.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
Mmmmm...no.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Why yes, I would.

7 comments:

  1. HA...only sex toys that use gasoline? Does your husband know where all his lawn tools are?

    Nice meme...enjoyed the read :)

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  2. I need to know who's giving away all this money; I wanna get in line.

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  3. I'm with Bo.. Where's the $$$.
    I'll skip down the street with you.. Think we could triple the digits?

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  4. heh! I have been seeing this meme around.

    Still am drawing a blank on postit quotes, still thinking.

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  5. That had some different questions. Many are hard to answer, like who knows how many are in their phone or email directories? I guess you could check but that answer would only be good for right now as those things tend to change regularly.

    I did check the fireworks on Justin's blog and they are good. He seems to be enjoying the camera you bought him.

    Stay cool down there in the desert.

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  6. i would definitely kiss a girl as well for $100.would you want to watch us do the slip tongue thing? LOL! to top that question, i would be willing to walk half a miel naked. i hope the money comes with 3 men as well.LOL! it made me think, if it happened to be that a man from wealthymen sponsors this dare, i would let him pay cash--pay me in bed.

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