Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A day in the life of Booger: a dumb gay cat.

My house sits at the edge of a hill and my backyard ends in a steep slope.

My dumb gay cat isn't allowed outside when it's dark, so every morning he makes it known that he wishes to go outside to do his business.

And every morning his business consistes of sauntering out my back door, jumping nonchalantly up my retaining wall, looking around to see if anyone is watching and then suddenly dashing up the hill to the top and rolling gleefully in the dirt.

After again making sure no one was watching, he sits at the top of the hill, surveying his self declared country of dumbgaycatizstan. He makes sure all the trees have stayed where he put them and that no other cats are currently invading.

When this business is done he makes his way back down hill, cool as a cucumber, and yowls to be let back in the house.

Some days I wish I were my cat.

...Except for that pooping in a box thing.

9 comments:

  1. He's so pretty! The gay ones always are.

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  2. Love your Christmas decorations! I love your cat. Reminds me of our first one who died staying out all night. She (named Jack) was the greatest--a lot like a dog the way she'd go up to people to say hi. Sounds so much like the Gay One, makes me miss old Jack.

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  3. Our cats sure do live a tough life, don't they? He looks very contented in that photo. We haven't yet taken Huggy over to Pat's to meet her two cats. That will be interesting. All three of them are neutered females.

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  4. My husband says that he wants to die and come back as our pug. Yes, they have a good life.

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  5. My first day here. You have a really fun blog. And a cute cat.

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  6. He sounds like a smartgaycat to me.

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  7. Sounds like you love cats. I do too.

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  8. My dumb cat use to sit in the middle of a pretty busy road and look over his shoulder to make sure we were watching!!

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  9. Your dumb gay cat is better than my dumb ADHD cat. At least your dumb gay cat goes outside to survey the wonders of the world. At this very moment, my dumb ADHD cat is wrestling with his scratching post. The scratching post is losing.

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