Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The 9th snotphony

Finally, I seem to be getting over my cold.

You know how your nose sorta clicks when it's draining? That clicking begins to sound orchestrated by Beethoven when you are high on Mucinex.

There are no warnings on the box that Mucinex will make you high*. I feel bamboozled...and hey, that's fine by me because when you are loopy the word "bamboozled" sounds perverted and clowny at the same time. Bambooooooozzzzzlleeed. Heh.

In the interest of keeping my eyeballs from popping out of my skull, I've left out the sexy clown graphic that would so aptly illustrate "bamboozled". Have a graphic of Beethoven instead.

*Mucinex probably doesn't make a person high, just my body reacts a little differently to cold meds.


  1. I was so looking forward to tales of "steaming Marital Nooky Day". What happened? I do live vicariously through you.

  2. Do what Utahns do and pick your nose whilst driving.

  3. I'm guessing but my calculations have you at what? 4 to 6 weeks with that cold????

    I believe it would kill me.


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