Monday, February 12, 2007

Don't Speak

I mentioned to my fabulous husband this weekend that I hadn't tarted a celebrity lately. (See "running gags" on the sidebar.) Since I do indeed try to consider my husband's tastes when I accuse him of having crushes on celebrities, I asked him which celebrity he'd like to see on the chopping block tart list next.

In reply, he told me he'd have a good long think about the issue, during steaming marital nooky, and he'd get back to me after.


Hey teacher man...Just for that smug remark I'm threatening to tart Estelle Getty. Had you not satisfactorily bent me five ways to Sunday during marital nooky, I would have threatened to tart Bea Arthur. Got it? GOT IT? That's what I'm talkin' about.

Now that we've got that bit of business out of the way, I'd just like to add that my husband finds....

...Gwen Stefani rather attractive.

Oh Gwen Stefani, you towheaded SoCal ska princess! Why do you attract my husband so? Sorry, dumb question, she actually writes her own lyrics and tunes, unlike other pop princesses we know.

And she looks nothing like Estelle Getty or Bea Arthur, at least in this point in time.


  1. No, she does not look like Estelle or Bea. I am not familiar with her music but it does sound like she probably does have some real talent if she writes her own and manages to sell it comercially.

    Thanks for your comments on my comment about Beta Blogger. I guess I will try it. If I really don't like it then perhaps I'll make the jump to WordPress.

  2. you need to tart jessica biel. she who is making me re-think my lesbo-attraction to the one and only angelina jolie.

    clearly, she must be stopped.

  3. eeeyeah... I may have my OWN little crush on the Gwenster.

  4. so sorry Gwen drones...I just can't see this sort of lyrical stylings...worth hailing..or holla-ring.

    Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
    Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
    Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low

    Uh huh, it's your moment
    Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it
    Uh huh, you know your key is still tick-tockin'
    Hell yeah, and you know they're watchin'

    Get it girl, get it, get it girl
    Get it girl, get it, get it girl
    To the font, to the side,
    To the back, but don't let him ride

    I guess it's better than that Spears woman but Jesus...what happened to singer/songwriters for real?

  5. Jessica Biel! You know what she looks like in HD? Pimply-faced.


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