Monday, April 23, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

I want a third column!

Apparently there is no simple way to add a third column to your old, non-beta, minima blogger template. (Don't tell me there is darn it, I've been trying all this past week and I refuse to believe it!) My little brain is oozy trying to get my columns all symetrical. Margins, pixels, page percentages, float right, float left...just stay where I put you dammit!

Why don't I use one of the new-fangled blogger three column templates? Because I lose the nice little pushpin to the left of my post titles. I have no idea how to insert my pushpin in those stinky new blogger template widgets. I must not sacrifice the pushpin!

My individuality is at stake here...


Today is hair coloring day. I've been in denial about just how much of my salt and pepper roots show. Stop staring...just stop it.

What I hope to do is to enter my bathroom grey and exit my bathroom thirty minutes later as Aishwarya Rai.

I understand that this is a lot of faith to be putting into two boxes of Garnier Nutrisse hair coloring and a pair of free disposable gloves.

Didn't I say I my individuality is at stake? Apparently so is Aishwarya Rai's.

I won't sue anyone if it doesn't happen....this time.


  1. Aishwarya Rai

  2. I don't know who Ms. Rai is but will agree that she is attractive. Of course so are you. I don't have enough hair left to worry about coloring it. That makes it easy.

  3. My stylist found grey for the first time during my last dye job. She said, and I quote, "I hate to tell you this, but there is grey in your hair!" AS IF THIS WERE THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD... and I'm thinking, WOO HOO, as soon as it's ALL GREY, I can stop dying it all blonde, or at least stop worrying about the darkness of the roots coming out at 4 weeks. (shrugs) Maybe it's just me, but now I'm in a hurry!

  4. Oh the pressure we put on the poor Garnier peeps...


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