Thursday, June 21, 2007

Falling off the going commando wagon.

I have an embarrassing admission to make. Please please please don't make fun of me too much.

Sigh.

Hello. My name is Becky. I am a housewife. I have been wearing my mother's and my older sister's hand me down underwear.

They weren't used! I was given several dozen pair of their new and unworn underwear because they bought panties that were tighter than they had anticipated. It's a compliment in a way. My bottom is smaller than the genetics we share. Thanks for the free drawers Ma.

Because of this I haven't had to buy panties for a very long time. (With the exception of the super HUGE panties I bought to wear the last time I was pregnant.)

While I was in town on Tuesday I treated myself to new underpants. Don't get yourself all excited. I bought cotton bikini panties. They aren't shiny. They are not thongs.

This is the pair of underpants in one of the six packs that brings a wave of nostalgia over me.


When I was in sixth grade, new to the mature world of changing in a locker room for gym class, I was teased for wearing cotton panties with flowers printed on them. It marked me as a little girl instead of an impending teenager. I didn't know what kind of underwear I was supposed to wear. At the time I didn't know they made underwear that looked like this:


Had I worn these to gym class I don't think I could have avoided jingling. I'm now 32 and I haven't avoided becoming more than a little girl.

Speaking of jingling. This thing fell out of my bra:



...and I am now comfortable.

2 comments:

  1. I thank you for the award you have awarded me. When I saw that I knew it was perfect for you, so I dedicated that post to you. That young man is pretty good.

    I think the undies you selected will be a lot more comfortable than those on that girl in the photo. As to that wire, Pat removes them intentionally from hers for the same reason. Comfort.

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  2. Mom couldn't give me the undies, because I actually wear sexy underwear, and my butt is smaller than yours for the first time EVER!!! Please don't smack me.

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