Friday, July 27, 2007

Double D's

Yesterday evening my husband and I shoved some money at my oldest child to babysit and we took off about town. Shucks, a date!

We got a Frappucino at Starbucks. We put a little money into some slot machines and took a lot of money back out them. We watched a woman win nearly $700 in five minutes on a penny slot machine. (We congratulated her and she attempted to give us a $40 tip!) We listened to the house band cover slow country songs and Marvin Gaye.

Dating is good, it's very good.

And the highlight of the evening? Taking home this full color, heavy card stock announcement...

I'm gonna put on my push up bra and go make googly eyes at the star of the bestest celebrity sex tape ever. Adult content? You bet your booties there is gonna be adult content.

"Saved by the Bell" was a teen program from my generation...and I never watched it. I thought it was nauseating. Besides that, I had a job and worked every Saturday morning when it aired. I was more than happy to miss out on the acid washed perminess of it all. I hated 90210 too, not that that has anything to do with anything.

I won't blame Dustin Diamond for my dislike of "Saved by the Bell". He was probably under-utilized. Now that we're both grown ups with comparable amounts of facial hair, I'm willing to go see the man tell foul jokes. I plan on buying a commemorative T-shirt. And I won't heckle...much.

Oh Dustin Diamond, you Celebrity Fit Club and Celebrity Boxing confusing bowhunk! Why am I so inexplicably drawn? Oh, that's right...Nerdy broodiness is almost as addicting as Caramel Frappucinos.

Can I get a witness.


  1. Nooo! Not Screech!

    My husband and I used to watch a little "Saved by the Bell" on Saturday mornings. I liked Slater, whose real name is...Mario Something. He cohosted a male version of "The View" a few years back.

    The important thing to know, though, is that the blond-guy character Zack was the namesake for the stage name of a gay porn star. (I learned this from a crossword puzzle.)

  2. Oh dear, oh dear.... oh DOUBLE DEAR!

  3. I don't know any of those shows you are talking about. I guess I was familiar with that zip code show but have never watched it. However, live performances are usually fun if it is someone you enjoy listening to. We have tickets to see Elvis again (Danny Vernon) on Aug 15th and even though I've been to 4 or 5 of his shows I still look forward to another. Maybe he will have some new outfits?

  4. Dustin Diamond .... what a great porn name! lol

    Screech? Not so much.

  5. that should be titled "Triple D's" Dustin Diamond=Douchebag. That hasbeen scammed a ton of people out here by going on a local radio show and begging for help to save his house from being he siad he was selling the listeners sent in the money to DD and they never got a t-shirt...if you run his name on google you will find out plenty about this scumbag...jus' sayin.

  6. I read about that Jerry. When I researched Screech for this post I was going to post a link to his Tshirt site. I'd been there before. Those damned shirts were expensive! It was, of course, gone.

    I'm really not a fan of the guy. I just think it's really funny that he's coming to my armpit of a town and performing for free in a casino lounge.

    Barrack Obama is coming to my area too. Maybe I'll go see him.


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