Thursday, July 19, 2007

Ode to my Lopsided Underboob Sweat

Two boobs divided in a cotton snood,
And sorry I could not uncover both
And be I overheated, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where the sweat lies upon the undergrowth;

Then took the tother, just as flush,
And having perhaps the bigger claim,
Because it was fuller and more it should gush?
Though as for that the smaller rushed
Had left them sticky both the same,

My underboobs that afternoon equally lay
In states a shower could have gotten just as wet.
Oh, I kept fanning throughout the day!
Knowing how the body is supposed to cool that way,
But I doubted if I should ever dry that sweat.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere in a winter hence:
Two boobs divided in a snood, and I -
I wishing the winter would soon pass by
That cold in summer wouldn't make a difference.

3 comments:

  1. I once thought about putting panty liners under my boobs to absorb the river of sweat.
    I didn't, but I thought about it.


    By the way, I have something for you over on my blog. :)

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  2. Golly gee, I am not sure just how to respond to this post. I guess I'll just say that it is too bad we can't either can some heat in the summer to save for use in winter or vice versa. Your poem does make one think, though.

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  3. "under boob sweat" 1. never thought about it. 2. now I can't help but think about it.

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