Thursday, August 23, 2007

I need a crocheted jumpsuit.

I like Kraft macaroni and cheese. There...I said it.

In fact, I have a box of the stuff sitting on my kitchen counter now. I'm just waiting for the water to boil. I'm going to make up the stuff extra runny.

There is nothing wrong with having a love affair with trashy food. As an American I think it's part of my civic duty to eat dehydrated food with a powdered sauce mix. Just add water, a stick of margarine and love.

Then throw a squirt of ketchup on top. For garnish.

You're right, that's going too far. I dislike ketchup. Let's squirt ranch dressing on it instead.

Amber waves of grain now comes fortified and shaped like Spongebob Squarepants. After I eat this runny neon orange mess I'm going to perform complicated tantric yoga positions in front of my VCR.

God Bless Ann Margret...and The Who.


  1. I bet it was tough for Roger Daltry to remember his lines.

    BTW, if you ever get the chance to see the stage production, it's well worth it. Unlike the movie.

  2. Ann ..... what a tramp! lol

  3. I wish Roger Daltry hadn't remembered to wear pants...

  4. It's been a long time since I ate the Orange-noodle-goo. It was a staple when the kidlings were small. I never experimented with toppings...just a little salt and peppa is all. (Ann Margret was badly cut from the broken glass from the gushing bean TV set I think she sued for damages)


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