Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Morning Minutia V

I have a rather large pimple on the back of my neck. It has me questioning whether we are in the midst of the first plagues of Armageddon. End of the world or not, it's so sore that I have needed to take ibuprofen for it.

I'm now employed. I don't know how I'm going to handle a time commitment of 2-4 unscheduled hours a week. I guess I'll just have to give up watching plastic surgery programs on cable TV.

My toddler has been going behind the couch to make poo-poos in his diaper. I think he's embarrassed to drop one in front of Dora the Explorer. It's time to get out the evil Once Upon A Potty video.

I'm sad that season two of Big Love is over. It's my weekly Utah fix.

It's healthy to allow my freshly changed toddler to eat the mud that he's playing in, right? There's protein and iron and stuff.

I saw the last of the lunar eclipse this morning. It would have been more awesome had I woken up an hour earlier. Waking up that early isn't sane.

I'm happy about Drew Carey taking over for Bob Barker on The Price is Right. I watched because Bob is sexy. I'll continue watching because Drew Carey is sexy. I wouldn't mind parts of me becoming friendly with his flat-top.

Beer is yucky.

6 comments:

  1. I don't like beer and Mr Barker never gave me a "broner". Drew Carey makes me laugh all the time...I might get one over him...jus sayin'

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  2. Pimples that hurt are the worst! You have a pimple and I have a knot. I can't even turn my head to the right.

    2-4 hours of work a week??? Are you insane?

    I didn't even hear about the lunar eclipse until I came to work today. I guess I've been occupying another planet.

    Drew Carey is not so much sexy as he is oddly fascinating as far as I'm concerned. Bob is sexy.

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  3. Drew Carey and Bob Barker sexy? I think you have a different outlook. I'd know you were off your rocker if you said something like that about Peewee Herman. Isn't Drew Carey much the same?

    Now Justin's list is a hot one!

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  4. Drew Carey is totally sexy!

    I've had a crush on him for years now, and NO ONE ever understood why!

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  5. It's the sparkling eyes and the cuddly beary-ness. (In a non gay bear sort of way.)

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  6. Beer curses pimples, but causes typos,,,,try it.

    Oh and, i find neither drew nor bob sexy. In fact, anyone with those names are just wrong for me.

    Erf

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