Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Spiced snot and ham.

I can't think.

My brain is packed with snot much like a can of Spam is packed in that nasty jelly stuff. Two weeks into the school year and already the first head cold has descended upon my house.

At this point you could open my skull with a rusty can opener and enjoy my brain on a Ritz.

While I go huff mentholatum fumes, why don't you take a gander at Spam.com? (Thank the powers that be that internet doesn't come with scents.)

2 comments:

  1. Mmmm...Spam! With a side order of Kleenex.

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  2. Spam makes me GAG...so does talking about snot...GAG....see I told you.

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