Friday, October 05, 2007

How to turn on the gen x male.

1. Whip up a delicious heaping mound of cheeseburger flavored Hamburger Helper.

2. Eat this ugly mass of food while watching "American Beauty" allowing him to hold the remote, so he can switch it to CSI.

3. Serve him a big slice of chocolate cake during Jon Stewart.

4. Put the kids to bed and enthusiastically retire to the bedroom.

5. Get completely naked and lay on top of the bed.

6. Let him have the pick of the game controllers.

7. Then completely own him during a game of nude Tony Hawk Pro-Skater.


I so shred.

4 comments:

  1. But you never post about the mushy intimacy of your marriage.

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  2. Wow, at first I thought you were talking about your oldest son. But later I realized it was Justin. I'll bet number 8 was the most fun.

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