Monday, October 08, 2007

Ladies and Germs...

Welcome to my 400th post.

This blog would not be possible without the support of public television and viewers like you. Thank you!

This blog would not be possible without coffee. Preferably hazelnut flavored coffee. Thank you coffee.

This blog would not be possible without my feminine bits, with which I have produced offspring who inspire me to aspire to housewifery. Thank you uterus. Thank you breastesses that have reverted back to being erogenous zones instead of smorgasbords.

This blog would not be possible without the man I'm married to, who is also thankful for my feminine bits. Thank you Justin.

This blog would not be possible without my muddled brain...muddled because of tantrumming hormones which have rendered me to an amazing state of absentmindedness yet again. Thank you brain...but no thanks hormones. You and your whiskers and your hot flashes can go back where you came from.

This blog would not be possible without my three sons who continuously challenge my patience and my humor. Thanks boys.

This blog would not be possible without the admiration I have for James Spader. He's damned sexy. Thank you James Spader....and Kevin Spacey too.

This blog would not be possible without my dumb gay cat. Thanks Booger.

Thanks to my regular readers, who come back for abuse reasons I hope are uplifting and moral. You folks brighten my day and light up my life. It's nice to be heard sometimes.

3 comments:

  1. For reasons MOSTLY moral anyway...

    :)

    Thank your breasticles for me too.

    And, seriously, Jon Lovitz? Donny Osmond?

    You can do better!

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  2. James Spader should be one of Ben & Jerry's newest ice cream flavours. Spader's Lick Meeee Rawww low fat ice dreams. Oh yeah.

    Does this fall under the uplifting and moral category? You be the judge!

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  3. Congratulations on your 400th and I hope you will stay with it so you'll give us many more to enjoy.

    I was just noticing that you maybe should consider getting a female dog or cat so that you are not the only female in the home. Then again, maybe it is better that way, eh?

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