Thursday, November 15, 2007

R.I.P. B.H.D.

Same poo, different day.

It's midmonth which means I usually post some kind of recommendation for a useful product to make a housewife's life go much smoother. Today I was about to enthusiastically yak on about my sheepskin wool lined slippers but I have nixed it.

Slippers. I was going to attempt to write something interesting about slippers. I'm the cure for insomnia. I'm the cause of coma.

Truth is, I believe the Bestest Housewifely Doodad has lost it's appeal, at least to me. I've even skipped months recently because I simply couldn't think of anything else unique that I personally use that I'd recommend. It had to end before I started raving about hemorrhoid treatments or cat litter. (And those two would be interchangeable posts, don't you think?)

I'm on the lookout for a new running gag. Something fresh. Something timely. Something I know a lot about that just might interest my readers and other hangers on. Something witty, provocative, in depth and spiritual too...

Screw that, I think I'll just write about sex.

Thank you sex, I like you, I really like you.

Suggestions and questions are welcome.

7 comments:

  1. If I can find you the link for onion goggles, will you go back to the best housewifely doodad? I found that while perusing a different blog. You wear them while cutting onions so your eyes don't water. Talk about a one-trick pony! HAHAHAHA ... I thought of you immediately. Fot your B.H.D., of course.

    Sex works, too.

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  2. Meggy darling, I could always recommend the Turd Twister or underpants which improve offensive flatulence.

    I wonder if those flatulence pants come in a crotchless style? That would be hot.

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  3. I'd say sex is most assuredly the Bestest Housewifely Doodad to date!

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  4. Combine sex and the B.H.D. concept with recommendations of sex toys. This one (which is available in dozens of color combos) is reliable, made of good-quality materials, waterproof, and adjustable.

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  5. yeah Becky I hear you...about being bored with a gag or gimmick thing on the blog...I say go with the Sex Talk...personally that is about ALL I ever posted about for what 2 years...well I finally ran out of things to talk about...now I'm just posting about talking to the dead or other bloggers and how bitchen they are....your turn is quickly approaching btw.

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  6. Well, sex is a fail-safe.

    You can never go wrong with sex Becky.

    Well, I found out you can but seriously, the guy looked just like a girl!

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  7. Everyone loves reading about sex. But I liked the Doodads. Hmmm....I say combine the two, find ways to use the doodads you've already posted in the bedroom. That should be interesting...

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