Sunday, December 23, 2007

Fa La La La La! Part III

Hey! the harried housewife screams,
Glory to my new cold cream!
Nice and thick, and scented mild,
Spots and wrinkles reconcile.
Joyful, all these creases smooth,
And the dryness begins to soothe.
Then the harried wife proclaims,
'I'm as pasty as Eminem!'
Hey! the harried housewife screams,
Glory to my new cold cream.

Parts 1 and 2
Happy Holidays to all my readers and other hangers on. (Even if my holiday wishes are belated for Hanukkah, early for Kwanzaa and irrelevant for JW's. I don't even know when I'm supposed to gripe about Festivus. Anyway, have a good 'un.)


  1. I love your bastardized, domesticized Christmas carols, especially the 2006 entry.

    Today is Festivus. I took part in the Airing of Grievances to celebrate, with a post at The Airing of Grievances blog. Alas, I do not have a Festivus pole up, nor have I participated in any Feats of Strength.

  2. Merry Christmas Becky! :)

  3. Merry Christmas to you and your family. You are probably having a lot of fun as your youngest will be really getting into the Christmas spirit this year. Enjoy it while you can as I am sure you have found they do outgrow that awed time.

  4. Let me know how the middle one likes his new car! You did get him one, didn't you?

    Merry merry, dear. See you back on the scrabble table while I fight tooth and nail to hold you off (which I believe is going to be a lost cause).



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