Monday, January 28, 2008

Here's Becky

My computer works. Hooray! Sweet sweet heroin internets! How I love you...

What's odd is that I had forgotten how to pay my bills without my computer. It did not occur to me that I could drive to our local electric company and actually hand real money to an real live breathing person in a geographic location.

But then again, it's not so simple when you have to renew your subscription to www.hotcraftingladieswithbigglueguns.com. That site's a priority even if I don't have internet access at home.

I have a huge glue gun because size matters.

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It's snowing. I hate snow.

Driving my kid to school this morning felt much like I was Dick Halloran driving the snowcat up to the Overlook Hotel expecting to see crazy ghosties, especially that naked rotting bathtub lady. Bathtub lady...naked...that'll warm a person right up...oh yeah.

I hate snow. I hate blizzards. Redrum.

I like the blood pouring from my walls though. That's awesome.

2 comments:

  1. Dave the Widower1/28/2008 1:50 PM

    Becky,

    Redrum indeed. Blizzards are no fun. Neither are homicidal out-of-work writer husbands who walk around large hotels wielding axes. I'm sorry you live out in the middle of nowhere and are getting snowed on. If it's any consolation California is not faring much better. ;o) (but at least it's slightly warmer)
    Please stay warm !

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  2. "Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom."

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