Saturday, March 29, 2008

Housewife Gone Wild: Spring Break 2008. Jello shots and oven cleaner.

I gotta fight

for mah right

to partayyyy.

Spring break has officially arrived to our little school district and we are looking forward to having a full work week and two weekends of sleeping in. After considering making plans to go somewhere we finally decided that no plans could reconcile themselves with our desire to engage in the sin of sloth.

My ass is too round. It needs flattening in the worst way.

What you get out of this, my dear readers and other hangers on, is a peek into eleven days of wanton rural household debauchery. This may or may not include rubber clothing, electric clippers and WD-40.

Time to go. I'm going to hold a wet Tshirt contest and the only entrant is my cat.

1 comment:

  1. The smell of WD-40 is too hard to get out of the sheets. Try Wesson Oil. Don't ask why I know this.

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