Monday, March 31, 2008

Housewife Gone Wild: Spring break 2008. Vibrating condoms and sweat pants.

My husband has triumphantly returned from the wilds of the land having hunted down and shot some Starbucks. Trophy sized.

I'm gonna get so buzzed. Woohoo!

After drinking this I'm gonna hop into my fabulous minivan and flash truckers on I-80. I expect my buzz to last approximately three hours, so that gives some of you folks enough time to travel out here to goggle at the results of nursing three babies.

Woohooo!

3 comments:

  1. Be careful. Those mocha ones can get a little stank on them if you mount them on the wall for too long.

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  2. What are we making for dinner? I wanna know how you're going to stand still long enough to cook.

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