Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Housewife Gone Wild: Spring Break 2008. Redbulls and panty girdles.

Roadddddd Trrrrripppp!

If I were still a Utah resident this might refer to a short jaunt up to the Wyoming border where likker and fireworks might be had. Since I now live on the Nevada border, where all sins abound, this means we are jaunting off to Utah where there are Barnes and Nobles and Home Depots, and all manner of chain restaurants to be had.

Do they allow table dancing at Olive Garden? If they don't now they will around six pm, chicka chicka bow bow!

I'll take tips in coins. It all adds up. In this economy nickel and diming is encouraged beeyatch. I'm hoping to clear enough cold hard cash to cover a gallon of gas.

The only question is whether I buy my much needed new underwear before we eat dinner, or after?


  1. You're setting your sights too low. They give a free car wash will fill-up.

  2. I'm needing to dart myself just reading this stuff.

  3. I might believe you if I didn't know what day of the year this is. And a happy one to you, too.

  4. Oh, I heard you guys had another earthquake in about the same place as that last one a few months ago. Did you notice it?

  5. I took a look at the earthquake map (my new hobby) and indeed there was a 4.1 yesterday morning, 50 miles away from me. I don't know if I felt it. I was asleep.

    I did feel a couple of the 4 pointers immediately after the 6 pointer, but I haven't felt any since.


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