Friday, April 04, 2008

Housewife Gone Wild: Spring Break 2008. Amyl nitrate and soap on a rope.

I woke up with a hangover.

I couldn't help myself. I had to imbibe Jane Austen and Merchant Ivory movies all night. None of those watered down movies for me. I drank up quality Victorian and Regency era hooch.

I fell off the wagon about here:

A fine nose, sage and citrus undertones.

And I became a stumbling, lampshade wearing, lush about here:

I have such a headache! Whatever shall be done?

Ah...the cure.

Harry and Lloyd are exceedingly amiable. Hic.


  1. Meggy, darling, love of my life, did you know that there is a scene in "A Room with a View" where three wet naked men are running about the forest with their dingles flapping all about?

    Three exceedingly amiable dingles.

    And amiable ballsacks.

    ...yeah, I'm weird.


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