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The Robe and Slippers
- Becky..AMHW
- Bendover, Nevada, United States
- This is a "damned housewife blog" all about my life as a thirty-seven year old housewife living 120 miles from a mall. I have a husband, three sons, three dressmakers dummies, two cats, a crock pot, a power drill and a vagina.
The Sewing
Peacock Flapper costume.
UPDATED 7/21/2009!
Viking costume.
JUST BEGUN!
Female Mummy.
FINISHED!
The Dust Bunnies
The Dusting
Copyright
2005-2011
Becky Lee Evans
The Leftovers
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November
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- I wish my husband hadn't have eaten those smoked o...
- A brief interlude on Black Friday
- Grow moss on the crotch.
- Pocket full of Pulitzers
- The holiday spirit is in a friendly face.
- Body hair powered by hissy fit.
- The extra hour of sleep was nice too.
- I only took a half dose.
- You shouldn't make mimosas with orange flavored mo...
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October
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- In another ten minutes, I'm turning off my porch l...
- What I want to know...how do they avoid ingrown ha...
- Check out her smile.
- Sooey Baby
- Twenty one anchor babies jumping on the bed.
- Quickie
- Perhaps a box of tissues is decoration enough.
- Colonel Mustard on the monkey bars with a jumprope...
- I'm listening to Foster the People on Spotify and ...
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August
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- If you peek in my windows, I'm going to spray floo...
- Four Insects and a Funeral
- What's on my syllabus, biatches.
- At least you can recycle a fig leaf.
- Happy New Year!
- Don't email me for photos. The answer is no.
- Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
- Where I got this dimple on my chin...
- I still don't Twitter
- I can't figure out how to ask them how they want f...
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November
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The Laundry
The Lint Trap
The Dishes
13 comments:
Your Raggedy Ann dolls were getting horny?
Udderly magnificent!
Barnyard Ring Toss?
Mooooo!
They're used to solicit anonymous email pictures of strange men's Twig 'n' Berries.
DUH!
Stool leg covers.
cow costume? alien genital man? plaster cast of your internet suiters?
Oven mittens for siamese twins, perhaps!
Erf
Udders? The things us mothers have to make, eh?
Udders for cow costumes is my best guess, and I've been thinking about this for some time now.
The legs of some kind of stuffed animal??? You've got us all thinking that's for sure.
Very cool site!
So, was anyone right?
Erf
I'll just have to post a photo of what I ended up doing with these, and then we can all decide who is right.
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