This is my life as a 34 year old housewife living 120 miles from a mall. I have a husband, three boys, a dumb gay cat, four fish, two dressmakers dummies, a crock pot and a vagina.
Did you ever read the post by Dooce where her child wanted her to suck a lollipop that was too large for her? She sat and screamed at her mother .... "SUCK IT! SUCK IT FOR ME!"
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Ah . . . the things a mother does for her children.
Again, EW!
Did you ever read the post by Dooce where her child wanted her to suck a lollipop that was too large for her? She sat and screamed at her mother .... "SUCK IT! SUCK IT FOR ME!"
Things only a mother hears .... or is it?
I don't believe I ever once put something in my mouth that had been in the mouth of my child.
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