Thursday, July 24, 2008

Lazy Vacation post #1

Repost from January 8, 2007, "I am that I am".


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BATHROOM USE AS IT PERTAINS TO THE BOY CHILDREN LIVING IN MY HOME.

1. Thou shalt not pee anywhere but in the toilet bowl.

2. Thou shalt not clean up dribbled pee with the clean towels or the bathroom rugs.

3. Thou shalt not wad up toilet paper, wet it and then throw it upon the bathroom ceiling.

4. Thou shalt not forget to spray air freshener when thou has caused a foul odor.

5. Thou shalt not forget to thoroughly wipe thou's posterior, therefore staving off undesireable brown streaks in thy underwear.

6. Thou shalt not take excessively long showers when hot water is required by other members of the family.

7. Thou shalt not blow snot rockets in the sink and bathtub and not clean it up.

8. Thou shalt not forget to flush, especially after thy huge dump.

9. Thou shalt not touch every fixture in the bathroom with thy muddy hands in search of the bathroom sink.

10. Thou shalt not mistake spray bathroom cleaners, or spray personal hygiene products, for water pistols and stage a duel.


So let it be written, so let it be done.

2 comments:

  1. UUgghh....I'm not going to let Trish see this or you'll ruin all my fun!

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  2. Wow after reading your bathroom commandments I had a flash back on growing up with my 4 brothers. Then I had another mini flashback to my visit to my brothers house yesterday where I have 5 nephews. It's interesting to see how universal an experience it can be to have large numbers of small males all growing up under one roof. ;o)
    I hope you have many sanity preserving stategies to fall back on. ha ha !

    Dave the Widower

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