Thursday, August 14, 2008

Come on down!

School starts on Monday.





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SCHOOL STARTS ON MONDAY!!!!

And it's not soon enough. My kids are behind me, watching "The Price is Right" and inflating birthday balloons with their noses. My boys are so talented it hurts.

On Monday, after I shove their newly clothed bodies out of my door in the early morning hours, I get to have Drew Carey all to myself. Ooooh he's cuddly.

Move over ladies...It's my turn to adjust his glasses.

I would like to attend a taping of "The Price is Right" if only to have a reason to wear a custom printed T-shirt declaring:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't wanna play Plinko
Just let me cuddle with Drew

Sigh...poetry.

Before you readers and other hangers on rally in with your disgust, check out this photo of Drew taken when in was in the Marines.

Close yer mouths, you're drooling.

Now, check out this photo of Drew bathing in beer.

Alright, not quite as cuddly, I admit, and I think beer is yucky, but I sure am aching to have a bath about now.

Oh Drew Carey, you theater game playing bowhunk! Why am I so inexplicably drawn? Oh, that's right, it's because when you tell us to spay or neuter our pets, I know you are saying it in the most virile way possible.

You can take my bid Drew, yes you can.

8 comments:

  1. I think he's kind of cute. For real.

    Well, maybe not in the beer bath, but most of the time.

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  2. You think I'm not real with my admiration of Drew? I think Drew is sexy as hell.

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  3. Sometimes I cringe at your versions of sheck-shay (Jon Lovitz? Yeeesh)But I gotta say you hit one for me with this one. Kay, maybe not with the beer, but in general he's pretty hawt!

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  4. OMG! I'm dying. This photo surprise is brilliant. He was seriously, darkly, hot as a youngin' His humor def. keeps him in the lovely realm, but to see that photo...wow...wow...wow.

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  5. Okay, although I'd have picked one of the cute girls on TV as a favorite rather than Drew. I would never have recognized him from the Marine Corps photo.

    School starting is good in some ways although it means messed up traffic around here twice a day. My younger son & DIL took their 3rd grader to be shopping today and, after $400, said they were glad that they had only one.

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  6. I don't think Drew is sexy, but I do love him--he's one of the funniest, down to earth people I've ever seen.

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  7. haha, Drew Carey is quite the comedian. I am a guy, so it is hard for me to judge but I kinda agree with the above comment...i really do not see his attractiveness :P but hey, they doesn't matter and your blog is awesome.

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  8. With all his money, you think he'd bathe in an import.

    I bathe in Haffenreffer.

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