Fifteen years ago today, about at this moment, I was at the grocery store buying plastic forks.
What? You don't remember the days you go buy plastic forks? For shame! What a big carbon footprint you must have Grandma!
Of course, my memory is that good because today is my and Justin's anniversary. Fifteen years ago I discovered I didn't have enough forks for my outdoor reception. Or mints. One must have plenty of mints on hand for a reception in Utah or else the marriage isn't valid. I really had nothing else to do until about 3 pm (unlike my soon to be husband) so I hopped into my car, went to the grocery store I worked at and bought several packages of clear plastic forks and Andes mints.
I may go buy clear plastic forks today. The fifteenth anniversary is the crystal anniversary.
Do they call it the crystal anniversary because fifteen years is a good time to look at what was, what is, what may be, with the help of a lens? I sure hope not. I rather hope it means that we are "sparkly" instead of "handle with care or else you'll drop it and it will shatter you doofus".
So, today is my sturdy, clear, dishwasher safe, plastic fork anniversary. Only the rest of my life to go.
I love you Justin.
Monday, August 25, 2008
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ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary you old farts!
ReplyDeleteA reception in Utah and you had to go out for plastic forks?
ReplyDeleteCouldn't you ask one of his other wives to go do it?
No mints for YOU Moog!
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary, you forker!
ReplyDelete15 years? Damn! That seems like forever.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!
Happy Anniversary!!!
ReplyDeleteYipeee...!
Get nekked!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY !!!
ReplyDeleteHappy 15th! Just keep those numbers going up.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary.
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em comin'.
15 forking years? We've got at least 10 on you lightweights ;-)
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ReplyDeleteHappy 15th!!!
ReplyDeleteJust think in 15 more years (less a day) u will be married as long as i am today!
We should celebrate our anniversaries together,,, wait, that might mean Justin has to show up naked,,,nevermind.
Erf
OOoo i'm a day late but happy anniversary!!
ReplyDeletePlastic forks are good.
You can stab an annoying person with them and not end up doing 3-5 with wild eyed Bertha in Cell Block C.
TYTY people.
ReplyDeleteNow quit handling my cutlery.