Monday, September 29, 2008

Head of State

I'm waging a war on snot. At this point I have no timetable for pulling out of my sinuses. I must stay the course.

I woke up around 2 a.m. Sunday morning, completely clogged and miserable, and stumbled to the kitchen to find some sort of relief in the recycled ice cream bucket in which I keep all the cold remedies in. Miraculously, right on top sat a box of night time Alka Seltzer cold. That'll do, pig, that'll do...so I gagged down the recommended dose.

...Which punched me square and hard in my snot swollen face and knocked me out for the next 24 hours.

Do not drive or operate heavy equipment. Don't operate light equipment either. Hell, do not even attempt to push buttons on your remote control. Using any gadget requiring batteries is out.

Yes, that includes my toothbrush.

Now I know how President Bush feels.

5 comments:

  1. Heehee! How sad that I laugh at your misery.

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  2. Hmm. I think I should try Alka Seltzer Cold my back spzazm.

    You didn't really touch that guy, did you? Ew.

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  3. For, I mean. For my back spzazm.

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  4. Awwwhhhh i hope u feel better real soon. Watch that the drugs arent expired, that could do more harm then good.

    Take care and get better,
    Erf

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  5. THAT is funny.
    George W Bush.
    in charge of a toothbrush.
    Ha ha
    or a remote control
    ha ha ha
    That would NEVER happen.
    :-)

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