Saturday, September 13, 2008

Mu-mu

Debra and her pants have provided me with something to do this Saturday. God bless her...let's get our meme on.

Four Places I've Lived:
1. Utah County, UT
2. San Diego County, CA
3. Iron County, UT
4. Elko County, NV

Four Favorite Books:
1. "A Prayer for Owen Meany" by John Irving
2. "The Pillars of the Earth" by Ken Follett (but not it's sequel...it sucked)
3. "Vogue Sewing" by the Vogue Sewing people, lol.
4. "The Collection of the Kyoto Costume Institute: Fashion, A History from the 18th to the 20th Century" by Taschen.

Four Favorite Movies:
1. Gone with the Wind
2. Pride and Prejudice
3. The Shawshank Redemption
4. The Shining

Four Embarrassing Facts About Me:
1. Like all the other females in my family, the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is fart.
2. If you've never seen me with my finger up my nose, I'd be surprised.
3. I have nipple hairs.
4. I think potguts are sexy. Not that six packs aren't sexy, but soft bellies are sensual too.

Four Dreams Of Mine:
1. I want to buy a vending/catering truck.
2. I want to to make a showing at WOW.
3. I want to glue all kinds of stuff to a car, maybe even the vending truck.
4. I want sequins, millions upon millions of sequins.

Four Pet Peeves:
1. People who leave their children's diapers in parking lots.
2. Craft bitches in the craft stores...we aren't all competing for the title of craft queen.
3. Sarah Palin.
4. People who treat waitstaff in restaurants, or cashiers, or cleaning staff rudely. The people who do these jobs make life pleasant. Quit being an ass to them.

Four Things That Make Me Really Happy:
1. Being comfortably warm.
2. Sex.
3. Fabric stores and second hand stores.
4. Seeing the birds out of my windows.

5 comments:

  1. I completely agree with every single one of your pet peeves.

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  2. Wow.

    If you could get laid in a craft store with broken air conditioning next to the front windows during duck migration season, you'd be crazy ecstatic.

    I say go for it.

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  3. The nasty diaper in the parking lot? I actually sicked-up last week because one that got left and the run over and exploded last week.

    Is beyond a pet peeve for me now.

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  4. Like a "maggot wagon"?

    Them things have saved me a bunch of times.

    I love their hot pizza slices!

    Nipple hairs just conjured up a bad image....

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  5. http://www.vendingtrucks.com/

    Dont get too excited when u go to that site, lol

    If the vending truck driver, that use to make deliveries at our office, was half as good look as u. The company would still be in business.

    Erf

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