Friday, September 26, 2008

Rebuttal

I'm ready to get my presidential debate on.

That's if McCain doesn't pull a Letterman on it. Hearing the candidates speak is as much a part of solving this financial bru-ha-ha as anything behind closed doors.

(Ah, just in, McCain's going to be attending this prom...corsages for everyone!)

I wish I could ask the some debate questions. I think I'd be a fine debate moderator. I would even put on a bra and some pants for the event.

1. So...the economy...Senators, what gives?



2. Should we be comparing either of you to Reagan?



3. What is your favorite expletive?



4. I'm the wife of a lowly public school English and history teacher. Diagram my previous sentence.



5. What color is your running mate's underwear today? Did you know I put on a bra to ask you questions? You should feel honored.



I'm a registered voter. Doesn't that make you feel warm and fuzzy?

If Justin and I weren't taking friends out to dinner this evening, before the debate, I'd be serving a vat of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner for the occasion. It's the cheesiest.

Don't worry, I'll be putting on pants and a bra no matter what I eat.

10 comments:

  1. lol. The sad thing is that what you wrote isn't all that far-fetched. But who is Joe?

    PS- bras are overrated

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  2. Yeah, who is Joe?

    You can leave the bra and pants off, stay home, enjoy a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner with J and post pics for us all later. I am sure the pics would outdue the piggy porn, lol

    Erf

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  3. Gughk! I fear for us ALL, cheese or no cheese.

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  4. I think Obama is the cheesiest.

    I guess that would make the debate a true Mac-N-Cheese.

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  5. Joe...BIDEN!

    I know Sarah Palin is hot and all, but Joe Biden can be sexalicious too.

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  6. I think u got the running mates mixed up but what would i know, i dont get to vote for your president.

    Some Canuckle Head

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  7. It's Barack and Joe and John and Sarah...

    and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.

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  8. Oh now i get it, Obama is the guy off to the right which i cant see,,, doh!

    Here i thought u were running for president as well as asking the questions, Blue.

    If i were u i would stick to the Mac and Cheese, its not as confusing, lol

    Erf

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  9. I feel this raises the whole tone of their debate.

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  10. Oh now i see Obama so your blog is making sense now.

    The candidates whom might end up being our future prime minister are having a debate on Thursday but everyone that i talk to intends to watch the Vice Presidential debate instead. I guess we are more interested in American politics then our own, eh!

    Erf

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