Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Stuck Forks

Ever find yourself done with something?

Hold the phone here. I'm not done with the blog. I loves my bloggy, yesh I do, yesh I do! I've not written because I haven't been feeling very well, which leaves me not feeling especially funny or wordy. I feel much better today. I feel funny. Feel me. See? Feels funny.

Before I was not feeling too well I'd come to the conclusion that there are a couple aspects to my existence that are over. One held my interest but has run it's course because it stopped having any potential for growth. The other is something I'd abandoned long ago but had left the door open to because I thought I might want to return. Now I'm done. Just....done.

Wait, the previous paragraph isn't funny. God, you better feel me again. Just trim your nails this time Raggedy Anne.

I'm finding this process fascinating. That's why I didn't mention the subjects in which I'm done. Ultimately those are neither here nor there. Closing doors opens other doors. Some of those doors open into rooms that smell like vegetable soup or public restrooms. Some of these doors open to rooms that smell like pumpkin pie. Just trying to figure out which doors to put on my plate is awesome.

In a way this goes along with my husband's dietary lifestyle change. We are eating quite a lot of vegetables, only some of which have been made into soup, and twenty of his pounds have snuck off. They probably found life more pleasant behind the public restroom door. Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.

So...what's next? I dunno yet...and that's wonderful.


  1. I'm still trying to figure out how you're gonna put a door on your plate. I'm lucky to get a window on mine.

  2. I don't think that matters as long as you chew thoroughly.

  3. Wow, that was ... confusing. I'm a simple girl. I don't like to think. I need things laid out nice and simple-like.

  4. I'm only having the pie.... k thnx.

  5. I am glad u still like your "bloggy," and thats not one of the doors that u are closing.

    Since u meantion pumpkin here is a pumpkin soup recipe in case u want to try it:
    INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
    3 tablespoons margarine, softened
    1 tablespoon brown sugar
    1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
    4 slices whole wheat bread
    1 cup chopped onion
    2 tablespoons butter, melted
    2 (14.5 ounce) cans chicken broth
    1 (15 ounce) can pumpkin puree
    1 teaspoon salt
    1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
    1/8 teaspoon ground ginger
    1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
    1 cup heavy whipping cream

    Preheat oven to 400 degrees F(200 degrees C). Combine butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon. Spread butter mixture evenly over one side of each bread slice. Place bread, buttered side up, on a baking sheet. Bake 8 to 10 minutes, or until bread is crisp and topping is bubbly. Cut each slice of bread into 8 small triangles or squares.
    Saute onion in butter in a medium saucepan until tender. Add 1 can chicken broth; stir well. Bring to a boil; cover, reduce heat, and simmer 15 minutes.
    Transfer broth mixture into the container of a blender or processor. Process until smooth.
    Return mixture to saucepan. Add remaining can of broth, pumpkin, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, and ground pepper; stir well. Bring to a boil; cover, reduce heat, and simmer 10 minutes, stirring occasionally..
    Stir in whipping cream and heat through. Do not boil. Ladle into individual soup bowls. Top each serving with Cinnamon Croutons.

    Dont let a pumpkin hit ya in the ass. Those things (the pumpkin not your tushie, i have to specify huh) are big and might hurt.


  6. arent closing even,,,,

    perhaps one of the doors u can open is a door to a typing class for me, lol


  7. You haven't learned how to type yet? Sheesh...didn't we take the course together?

  8. I am done with a couple of things too. Starting to eat more vegetables as well.

    I don't think I could find any more similarities :p

    I'm peluda and you aren't...or are you?

  9. I'm peluda. I got a bad night's sleep last night because my leg hairs were poking into the sheets and whatever.

    Heh...that's kinda pathetic.

  10. If I have to quit something just to eat more vegetables...count me out.

    I think I'm allergic to all things green.

    Well, except money.

  11. Is your gallbladder issues making you go through midlife crisis??? Sounds like you need girl talk. Call me!

  12. It's not my gallbladder. It's the Thetans.

  13. Typing was the only course in took in high school that i flunk. I was fast but once they took -10 words per error off i was into negative words per minute.

    Thank goodness they didnt have spelling in high school cuz i flunk that in grade school, lol


    PS: i hope u are feeling better to day,,,can i have a feel :P


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