Thursday, October 02, 2008

You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy.

Ohhhhhhh I wanna write about politics...

It's vice presidential debate night. No, I didn't just make that up. Biden and Palin really are going to attempt to debate today. Because of this I have a compelling urge to write a post which merges Robert's Rules with some hot political cyber lovin'.

Get out your disinfecting cleaners.

I move that you pretend that you are a 7 foot tall 96FFFF blond wearing a bikini made out of the Wall Street Journal, who is blessed with both a raging case of nymphomania and foreign policy experience. Hawt.

I also move that I pretend I'm a herculean mastiff warrior possessing a huge, long and intimidating senate committee roster and a cute little tushy. Yum yum gimme sum.

Mmmmmm, yes, seconded on all points.

The floor is open to discussion before the vote. Let's get our debate on.




Anyone?



Fine.




I don't think I've got much talent for this anyway. Typing on about economic theory and national security with one hand isn't easy and it ends up indecipherable.

I guess I'll just end this post frustrated.

3 comments:

  1. Is the typing with one hand thing part of the fantasy or is your hand still hurting? If its still sore go see a doctor and dont forget to keep putting ice on it.

    What can be used to keep 96FFFF buebees from dragging on the floor? I need your help picking mine up!

    Have fun debating about the debate with Justin.

    Erf

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  2. LOL....stick with what you do best Becky. I damn sure aren't debating with you....

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  3. A Wall Street Journal Bikini ... hmmmm ... Please pass me the top section.

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