Thursday, November 06, 2008

Save the date...

Today is my 34th birthday.

I feel so good today, but I think I'll leave the wild drunken behavior for my next birthday. Being unseemly only works for anniversaries divisible by five. Show up in my town next year and you might see me streaking past our town's neon cowboy planted right in the center of our main street.


He's pointing at my floppy bits.

And if it's just as cold next year as it is today, my neon friend will also be pointing at my...um...pointy bits.

Floppy and pointy. Don't come within five feet of me without eye protection.

16 comments:

  1. Wow...happy birthday.

    Just think, when you were being born, I was already drinking and getting laid and shit.

    Wait..wait...I was only 6.

    Actually, that stuff still stands.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Have a great Birthday! Hope you feel better quick!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Happy birthday. Hope Thunder Thighs treats you well!

    ReplyDelete
  4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BECKY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

    I bet you will make all the cowboys light up for a long time to come.

    You are just lucky u cant hear me sing, lol

    Erf

    ReplyDelete
  5. TYTY folkies.

    Today is deep cleaning the kitchen today and huffing "liquid gold" cleaner while shining the cabinets day.

    So, wrtingi a post would have made no sense at ll.

    HEH

    ReplyDelete
  6. shut up get to my blog and ask some whys you sweet tart

    ReplyDelete
  7. Happy belated birthday! Hope your family treated you nicely, with less work for you to do (by wiping better or whatever).

    ReplyDelete
  8. And a Happy Belated Birthday from me, too. I don't have them anymore, I just celebrate another anniversary of my 35th birthday.

    ReplyDelete
  9. you are a mere spring chicken.
    hope you had a lovely birthday.
    :-))

    ReplyDelete

Absent Minded Archives