Thursday, January 29, 2009

Pew

Hold onto your hats folks. This is exciting news. Awesome news. News that changes lives.

THE COUCH DELIVERY MAN IS COMING TO MY HOUSE TODAY!

Sit down and think on that a while and you'll come to know why my couch changes your life.

Perhaps I was foolish in purchasing a couch online, sight unseen, posterior untested, but compared to the pathetic blue thing that's already dominating my family room this new and umarred couch will define my worth as keeper of this house. New couch smell is preferable to old couch smell.

Besides, Target was offering a 15% furniture sale with free shipping. This has saved me nearly 200 bucks.

I'm going to blame my nagging butt itch on anticipation. Yeah, that's it, anticipation.

4 comments:

  1. Do u need help scatching that itch? Maybe the couch delivery man will scratch it for u.

    Hopefully, they will show up early in the day. When our new couch was delivered in the summer 2 guys showed up that were to carry the couch into our house, the truck driver and his helper. Only problem was that it was the last delivery of the day and the helper had put his back out in a delivery prior to ours. So the driver told me i had to help or they would have to come back with the couch another day. Since i had taken the day off work i helped move the couch, love seat and ottoman into our house. Then i layed on the couch and it fit real well!

    Enjoy the new couch. Dont get sucked into moving it, like i did.

    Erf

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  2. This has the makings of an amateur porno written all over it.

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  3. If you pay me it won't be amateur anymore, will it?

    And I ain't cheap either.

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  4. Pics! I want a pic of your buttock impression on the new sofa!

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