Wednesday, April 08, 2009

The Duggars ain't got nothin' on me.

Unknowingly, my family size has increased by an estimated 200 members.

My son has installed a gallon jar full of pestulence in his room. He did not ask for permission to dig up a mound of red desert ants for household use. He snuck 'em in, all quiet like.

If these little twits get mouthy they are out of here.

At least I'm not personally responsible for increasing my family size by that number. Oh the horrors of breastfeeding then.


  1. My kids are not into bugs. Thank God!

  2. But are bugs into your kids?

  3. I would kill him. Then the bugs. Or ... kill the bugs then him. Or kill them simultaneously. WHATEVER, they all have to go, including the kid.

  4. Yes...bugs are probably living on my children.

    The picture of the jar makes me want pickles...

  5. Dip them and chocolate and serve them up to the kids for easter,,,, errrr its just a thought!



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