Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Ground Control to Major Tom

I like it when my internet connection is connecting.

It makes it far easier to lurk, look at naked people, anonymously flame eejits, send spam email, illegally download music, shill bid on ebay, post lewd ads on Craigslist, write blog posts.

Now, if only I can convince myself that having the internet connected will make it easier to paint my bathroom.


  1. Hi.

    I'm responding to your ad on Craigslist.

    Call me.

  2. I agree, the internet needs to learn how to paint.

    And kids, home from university, need to learn how to not wreck the keyboard on my computer, especially since they have their own computer which is better than mine and paid for by me,,, ok i am done venting now!


    PS: how do u do that cross out thingie,,,perhaps i could use that on my kids!


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